10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Fold and live to fold again
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT