10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• im going to 2 out you to death
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...