10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus