10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.