10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• It's Free To Fold...
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack