10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?