10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson