10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- It's Free To Fold...
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.