10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth