10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs