10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.