10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.