10 Random Poker Quotes
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- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones