10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!