10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Why not, when some because there are three.