10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?