10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker is for loners.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."