10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.