10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- You have to piss with the dick you have