10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"