10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."