10 Random Poker Quotes

"Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
It's Free To Fold...
I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
"Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi