10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...