10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.