10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• It's Free To Fold...
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon