10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth