10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Fook the floosh droo!