10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim