10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003