10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.