10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson