10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.