10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.