10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.