10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "No river, no fish."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.