10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth