10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth