10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!