10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"