10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.