10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson