10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob