10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?