10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow