10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.