10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP