10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm