10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo