10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..