10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"